I Don’t Smoke Unless You Have Something Unisex Shirt

Step into a statement with a touch of humor and a dash of rebellion with our latest unisex shirt. Perfect whether you’re sparking up a conversation or just appreciating life's little ironies, this tee speaks volumes without you having to say a word. Comfortable, stylish, and undeniably unique, it’s the ideal wearable for those who enjoy making bold, unexpected statements. Why blend in when you can stand out?

Product details

Clasic T-Shirt and Ladies T-shirt

• Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors and Tweed are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
• Features a classic width rib collar.
• Neck and shoulders are taped for enhanced comfort and durability.
• Crafted using OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
• Safety Green option meets ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards for safety.

Unisex Tank Top

• By Gildan – Heavy Cotton Tank Top – 5200
• Classic fit design
• Constructed with side seams for a comfortable fit
• Features bound neck and armholes for enhanced durability

V-Neck Unisex T-Shirt

• By Gildan – Softstyle V-Neck T-Shirt – 64V00
• Enhanced comfort and durability with taped neck and shoulder seams
• Designed with a narrow rib collar
• Incorporated side seams for a flattering fit.

Long Sleeve Tee

• By Gildan – Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve T-Shirt – 2400
• Rib collar with a classic width and no topstitching
• Double-needle bottom hem for added strength
• Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced comfort
• Rib cuffs to complete the design

Sweatshirt

• By Gildan – Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt – 18000
• Fabric Type: 2-end midweight fleece
• Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs

Hoodie

• By Gildan – Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt – 18500
• Equipped with a double-lined hood featuring a drawcord that matches the color
• Enhanced stretch and recovery due to 1 x 1 rib with spandex
• Includes a convenient pouch